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| Snakes On A Plane - The Drinking Game |
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| MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ARE MAKING ME DRINK! |
| Ingredients: Pepper vodka Tequila Tomato juice Spill-proof container Female with a large bag Fake plastic snakes Various airplane sized bottles of booze It’s best to mix the snake blood (4 oz. of tomato juice and 8 oz. each of pepper vodka & tequila per person) at home and have your female with a large bag smuggle it into the theater in the spill-proof container(s). Once inside the theater, buy a small drink of your choice. (Since you are smuggling in booze you should spend some money at the concession stand.) Pour the non-alcoholic drink out (non-professional drinkers may keep the ice), release the snake blood from its cage and pour it into the cup. Once the movie starts, take a sip of snake blood every time someone is bitten. When Samuel L. Jackson says, “Enough is enough! I’ve had it with these muthafucking snakes on this muthafucking plane!” kill your drink and throw your fake plastic snake in any direction. Drink the rest of the booze at leisure with your choice of mixer. |
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